Laughter is a great medicine. It can help to brighten your day, and it’s good for your health. Today, I’m going to share some funny lessons learned in life that will make you laugh.
We spend a lot of time here in the Character Corner talking about character and how important our role as parents is to instill Godly character into our children. To model character, we need to see the beauty in life around us, so that the positive attributes of God can vividly shine through us. And laughter is a great way to remember not to take life so seriously all of the time, and bring back some of the simple joys life brings!
I hope you enjoy these hilarious but wise life lessons that I found to share with you: (source unknown)
1. No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats.
2. When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair.
3. If your sister or brother hits you, don’t hit him/her back. They always catch the second person.
4. Never ask your three-year-old brother to hold a tomato.
5. You can’t trust dogs to watch your food.
6. Don’t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7. Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8. You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9. Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10. The best place to be when you’re sad is Grandma’s lap.
1. Raising teenagers is like nailing Jello to a tree.
2. Wrinkles don’t hurt.
3. Families are like fudge – mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4. Today’s mighty oak is just yesterday’s nut that held its ground.
5. Laughing helps. It’s like jogging on the inside.
6. Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
1. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2. Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3. When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you’re down there.
4. You’re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5. It’s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6. Time may be a great healer, but it’s also a lousy beautician.
7. With age comes wisdom, but sometimes age comes alone.
